Dom Perignon Fancy

earghfg im not a kawaii neko anymore

gomen minna

I need to go on a search to find my maidenly heart

Posted 9 months ago
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Tagged: you don't say, it was stolen by an evil wizard while he was in the form of a stag, carried it far away in his antlers made of bronze, he lives on a mountain made of coal and embers, since only a stags quick hooves can safely travel down and up, I'll have to ask the assistance of the moon and sun and their children the stars, listen to the eagles as they bring news from the sea, a witch that lives in a hut made out of childrens bones will tell me how to enchant my feet and hands to climb the mountain, and only after my hair is burnt off from the heat, my body is black from soot, and my eyes turned red from exausgion will I reach his home, a magnificent castel catered to by real deer, I'll have dinner alone since my host will be arraiving soon, yet they feed me poisoned veal and steak which I give to his dogs, then they give me a room and bath to clean in, the bath is filled with water so hot I'd boil alive, so I open the window and let the night air dance with the water, as I return, hidden not as a deer but a dove this time, a dove with a bleeding heart, mine was too pure and good for his evil body and its killing him, so I take it back and with his dying words he tells me the secret to the mountain and how to appease the fire, as I walk out free, my heart beating firmly in my chest I kiss each deer on their forehead, and take water from the well and throw it onto the burning coals below, immediatly a spring erupts from the droplets and the mountain returns to its former glory as a beautiful green, and I dance down as the villagers run up, glad to be rid of the tyrannical wizard, and so I return to tumblr with a flower crown, bronze antlers under my arms, .
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